1. chraystmaseve:

    omgoswin:

    kylesbogusjourney:

    Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

    Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

    Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

     #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

  2. amoying:

    amoying:

    what do musicians put on their toast?

    jam

    image

  3. makaracinnamon:

    bardsplay:

    image

    me sneakin up on da pussy

    i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE

  4. postllimit:

    "do you ever wear anything that isn’t black"

    "yeah, once a year"

    image

  5. zombikki:

    veganasfuck:

    how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

    this is the best joke ever

  6. charmancler:

    calling 5sos punk is like calling fall out boy death metal

  7. [whispers] i miss harry potter

    [murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER

    [exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER

    [yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER

    [sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER

    (Source: harryshorcrux)

  8. nobodyiswatchingus:

Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.
Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.

    nobodyiswatchingus:

    Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.

    Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.

  9. owldude:

flowury:

Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets

"we must conspire against the bunnies"

    owldude:

    flowury:

    Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets

    "we must conspire against the bunnies"